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111016149260nn@ifrance.comOuverture du site !Not yet translated
221016649060nn@ifrance.comDazibaWebNot yet translated
331016930940nn@ifrance.comTable rase sur l\'annuaireNot yet translated
441018557300nn@ifrance.comMise à jour de DazibaWebNot yet translated
551018655820nn@ifrance.comNouvelle page cinémaNot yet translated
661018975200nn@ifrance.comLe piratage informatique déclaré légal par défaut en ArgentineNot yet translated
771019769840nn@tourmentine.comJe crie ma rageNot yet translated
881019867220nn@tourmentine.comPurple Tux SpecialNot yet translated
991020014580nn@tourmentine.comNouvelles Ras l\'frontNot yet translated
10101020948660nn@tourmentine.comles thèmesNot yet translated
11111022887980nn@tourmentine.com50 Pingouins !!Not yet translated
12121023580500nn@tourmentine.comPiti changements dans dazibawebNot yet translated
13131023887820nn@tourmentine.comFortune pour tous !Not yet translated
14141024512840nn@tourmentine.comFaites vot\'choix m\'sieux-damesNot yet translated
15151026845760nn@tourmentine.comC64 Revival (boys) bandNot yet translated
16161028133660nn@tourmentine.comLa tourmentine dans la tourmenteNot yet translated
17171031171580nn@tourmentine.comLa tourmentine dans la tourmente(2)Not yet translated
18181031174460nn@tourmentine.comLa face cachée des USANot yet translated
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20201037822580nn@tourmentine.comAppel à contributionNot yet translated
21211038610380nn@tourmentine.comLes scripts-qui-te-simplifient-la-vieNot yet translated
22221039635960nn@tourmentine.comNouvelles MPlayerNot yet translated
23231039863600nn@tourmentine.comnews templeetNot yet translated
24241040229300nn@tourmentine.comle blah-blah à la wanadooNot yet translated
25251040721600nn@tourmentine.comMicrosoft se prend une baffeNot yet translated
26261046968440nn@tourmentine.comça bouge un peu...Not yet translated
27271047078600nn@tourmentine.comdépoussièrage de printempsNot yet translated
28281049232660nn@tourmentine.comIndigestion de poissonNot yet translated
29291049407620nn@tourmentine.comCinéma:de l'originalité, bordel!Not yet translated
30301068913020nn@tourmentine.comooops...Not yet translated
31311070493840nn@tourmentine.comLa Tourmentine bientôt hébergeur ?Not yet translated
32321073063940nn@tourmentine.comUpgrade serveurNot yet translated
33331075820580nn@tourmentine.compitis changementsNot yet translated
34341075941600nn@tourmentine.comLe retour de la vengeance des commentairesNot yet translated
35351080684480nn@tourmentine.comDo you download songs ?Not yet translated
36361087420320nj_aime_le_spam@tourmentine.comRestez groupésNot yet translated
37371093987020nnPatate!Not yet translated
38381095096480nnjh recherche travailNot yet translated
39391095098220nnMAJ DazibawebNot yet translated
40401095634440nn10 000 Visites!Not yet translated
41411095947340nn@tourmentine.com«Y\'a un moteur qui nous suit !»Not yet translated
42421096233420nn@tourmentine.comwiki-commentsComments system has been a bit improved, you can get now a <b>preview</b> of your comment.<br /><br />To avoid problems, fuckin' HTML tags aren't allowed anymore; as a workaround you can use my new <i><a href='http://tikiwiki.org/tiki-index.php?page=RFCWiki' target='_blank'>a-la-wiki</a></i> minimal syntax, there's a help window to help you.<br /><br />Display still needs some enhancements, but that should be ok by the time you'll be reading this (that's funny, I still suppose that there <i>really</i> are visitors on this site)
43431097886602nn@tourmentine.comTrade unions sucksSome news in the site\'s feed news (<i>syndication</i>), with <b>plain gold</b> RSS and Atom files: <ul> <li>RSS format jump from 0.91 version to 2.0 (what a joy)</li> <li>HTML display (with links and more) on supported browsers (tested: Mozilla and friends, MSIE 5.x and 6.x), plus choosable style sheets (under Moz&amp;co) for maximum entertainment.</li> </ul> Have a look <a href='http://www.tourmentine.com/backends/rss/tourmentine.rss' title='rss'>here</a> for RSS feed, and <a href='http://www.tourmentine.com/backends/atom/tourmentine.xml' title='atom'>here</a> for the Atom feed. <br /> <br />Produced feeds from other servers (Yahoo\! France for example) don\'t have these enhancements(yet); they are still in text and RSS 0.91 format. <br /> <br />Now I have to fill all this stuff with <b>interesting</b> things, and that\'s not the easiest part...
44441098312730nn@tourmentine.comI\'ve got to get organizedSome changes in the website`'s adresses: <br /> <br /> - The <a href='lechat/'>cat\'s page</a> and <a href='news/'>Dazibaweb</a> don\'t use subdomains anymore (I put a redirection to avoid links problems) <br /> - site\'s statistics (<a href='http://stats.tourmentine.com/mrtg/'>mrtg</a>, <a href='http://stats.tourmentine.com/webalizer/'>webalizer</a>) and other similar software (<a href='http://stats.tourmentine.com/phpsysinfo/'>phpsysinfo</a>) have been brought together under a new <a href='http://stats.tourmentine.com'>subdomain</a>. <br /> - In the Dazibaweb part, the news per page number is now saved in a cookie <br /> - Dazibaweb\'s backends are now produced in <a href='backends/rss/'>RSS 2.0</a> and <a href='backends/atom/'>Atom 0.3</a> formats (for websites that do not provide already a backend). <a href='backends/txt/'>TXT</a> isn\'t produced anymore. <br /> <br />If you find the title\'s reference, you\'ll won all my gratitude.
45451098740122nn@tourmentine.comThe boboxI got and plugged my freebox today. Installation is painless, just plug and everything works <img src='modules/share/dents.gif' border='0' alt=':&#41;&#41' /> <br /> <br />Not like this capricious Sagem 908, wich refused to be plugged in ethernet since the unbundling, don\'t know why... <br /> <br />Now I can enjoy high-speed surfing (oh shit, I\'ve got it already), free phone (I don\'t use it anyway), and TV over IP...mm in fact no, since the local <acronym title='Noeud de Raccordement Abonné: central point connected to the telephonic line.'>NRA</acronym> doesn\'t support it. <br /> <br />Well, eventually that\'s no big change. Barman, a <i>champomy</i>!
46461100381902nn@tourmentine.comMan\'s best friendA new entry in <a href='http://tourmentine.com/news/'>Dazibaweb</a> to celebrate <a href='http://www.google.com/firefox'>Google and FireFox\'s wedding</a>: the <a href='http://news.google.fr\' target='_blank'>Google News</a> (only in French for now). This is hightly-syntetized information since all news are taken from from differents parts of the web.<br /><br />While talking about Google, here's a list of the differents entries you can find, just for fun:<br /><br /><a href='http://www.google.com/microsoft' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/microsoft</a><br /><a href='http://www.google.com/bsd' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/bsd</a><br /><a href='http://www.google.com/linux' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/linux</a><br /><a href='http://www.google.com/mac' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/mac</a><br /><a href='http://www.google.com/ie' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/ie</a><br /><a href='http://www.google.com/palm' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/palm</a><br /><a href='http://www.google.com/unclesam' target='_blank'>http://www.google.fr/unclesam</a><br /><a href='http://www.google.com/lochp' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/lochp</a><br /><a href='http://www.google.com/catalogs' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/catalogs</a><br /><br />You too can play with Google; here are <a href='http://www.googleguide.com'>one site</a> or <a href='http://douweosinga.com/projects/googlehacks'>two</a> to help you. There\'s also <a href='http://www.google.fr/help/'>an online help</a>, but this is too easy.<br /><br />And no, I\'m not affiliated with Google.
47481109084961nn@tourmentine.comA new look<a href='http://tourmentine.com/theme.default.html'>The default appearence</a> of this site is now lighter; in fact it's barely the same theme, but without images. For nostalgics, don't worry, the <a href='http://tourmentine.com/theme.tourmentine.html'>original theme</a> is still available in the menu's «Skin» box. I hope you will like it, don't hesitate to give your opinion about it!
48491110843670nn@tourmentine.comHappy Birthday!Three years have passed since the <a href='/billet.1.html'>opening of this site</a>. At that time, it looked like <a href='http://web.archive.org/web/20020525172941/http://tourmentine.com/'>that</a>. No big change, in fact. Here is a summary of the small events that happened during the tourmentine's short life: &nbsp;&nbsp;- <a href='http://web.archive.org/web/20031004021319/http://www.tourmentine.com/'>Some losses</a> with the crashes and wild re-install: loss of the comments' system (albeit for a <a href='/billet.34.fr.html'>better one</a> next), and loss of the visitors' count (thanks to <a href='/billet.3.fr.html'>MySQL</a>) &nbsp;&nbsp;- the server was orinaly on my personal PC, it is now on a standalone and very quiet <a href='/apropos.en.html'>server</a> (thanks to Did' for the laptop suggestion) &nbsp;&nbsp;- the website's code gained a <a href='/billet.42.en.html'>wiki syntax</a> for forums along with a beautiful <a href='/billet.41.fr.html'>caching system</a>. Meanwhile it lost a board (it may be back someday, just like <a href='http://linuxfr.org/board/'>this one</a>), a survey (toooo useful, really), the display of <a href='http://www.73lab.com/index.php?curr_lang=1'>Ayo's penguins</a> and by the way the 3 collumns display (who said that I was copying on <a href='http://linuxfr.org'>DLFP</a>??) &nbsp;&nbsp;- last but not least, this site speaks two languages (what a joy). By the way, if you wanna laugh, you can also try this <a href='/index.es.html'>attempt of spanish version</a> (wich will certainly never be finished) Well, with all this stuff I can go to bed with great pleasure, proud to have all this work done. This is so good to love oneself, sometimes.
49501121809920nn@tourmentine.com!#!?@# hard drive !!!So it really happened, tough, cruel, impredictable: tourmentine's hard drive is fucked up once again. The website is currently running on the original hard drive, waiting for a new one, and fixes should take some time. Well, next big thing will be to set up a <b>real</b> backup system.
50521124033404nn@tourmentine.comSurfing revue #1Some interesting news from the web, to make this sad summer more pleasant: <i>Unix in your toaster!</i> One (well, me at least) used to say of something that it can make the toasts when it's a total gadget. Well, this joke is now a thing from the past since <a href='http://www.embeddedarm.com'>Technologic Systems</a> has created a <a href='http://www.embeddedarm.com/news/netbsd_toaster.htm'>kitchen toaster with an embedded TS-7200 card</a> operated by <a href='http://www.netbsd.org'>NetBSD</a>. The thing can be crontroled via an USB keyboard, or even from ssh. Last but not least, <a href='http://httpd.apache.org'>Apache</a>+<a href='http://www.php.net'>PHP</a> are also provided. Toasting can be controled by the famous BSD's <a href='http://netbsd.gw.com/cgi-bin/man-cgi?sysctl++NetBSD-current'>sysctl</a>. That rocks. <i>About webpages' sex</i> According to a <a href='http://www.glam.ac.uk/news/releases/003056.php'>brit university college\'s study</a> (reported by <a href='http://www.branchez-vous.com/actu/05-08/09-273906.html'>branchez-vous!</a> &#91;fr&#93; ), web visitors are more appealed to webpages designed by persons of their own sex. So if you\'re a person of a different sex of mine (that is, a girl), I invite you to create a CSS for this site, maybe it will attract female visitors. Thank you. <i>Deep throat</i> An hilarious story from <a href='http://www.destinationsante.com/article.cfm?ContentID=13064'>Destination santé</a> &#91;fr&#93; on the <a href='http://www.umm.edu/altmed/ConsHerbs/Goldenrodch.html'>Goldenrod</a>, wich is used to treat hemorrhoids and inflammation of the mouth and throat. Nothing funny then for you English-speaking people. But in French, this plant is called «verge d\'or», litteraly...golden penis. And no, I don't have a perverted mind, it\'s only to attract more visitors with some horny keywords.
51531124805984nn@tourmentine.comBack to lifeLet\'s make it short: I\'ve received and set up the <a href='billet.50.en.html'>new hard drive</a> on Thursday, and by the way I've got my <a href='http://www.freebsd.org/'>beloved BSD</a> back. Oh joy. As usual everything is getting slowly fixed, blah blah blah. Now what I need is to get some sleep.
52541126110982nn@tourmentine.comGo Go Go !I just got a job. Yes. Indeed. At long last after this long period of dole, even if by the way I could enjoy the summer very much |:-) So next monday I will be near Paris, far from the tourmentine, praying for everything to work well...the tourmentine should follow me within the next few weeks/months if all is going right; at this time, probably, the server won't be accessible for some times, but this is just a minor problem. So until next time, <a href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235137/'>ride the big one</a>.
53551130621563nn@tourmentine.comA job can hide another oneAfter going back to active life for just a month, I quit my job to go to work in PARIS. It has to be anyway. So, I now work <a href='http://www.boonty.net'>there</a>, and with my working hours I certainly won\'t have much time for the tourmentine...
54561153336833nn@tourmentine.comBack to life (2)After two long months without a network connection (thanks to <a href='http://adsl.free.fr'>Free</a> [fr]), Tourmentine is eventualy back online, with updated software (FreeBSD 6, Apache 2.2, PHP 5.5, MySQL 5...). There are some improvements in the <a href='http://stats.tourmentine.com'>statistics</a> part of the site too: <a href='http://oss.oetiker.ch/mrtg/'>MRTG</a> is no longer used, being replaced by <a href='http://munin.projects.linpro.no'>Munin</a>, and <a href='http://phpsysinfo.sourceforge.net'>phpSysInfo</a> has also been updated. I think I will rewrite the <a href='/news/'>Dazibaweb</a> part of the site, when I\'ll have time... But now, what I need most is fighting the growing entropy in my appartment :-) Back to the real world, man!
55571161553689nn@tourmentine.comCooking for geeksHere is a little recipe from me: PIZZA PIE QUATRES TOMATOS - patapizza (that of Françine, L \'friendly of the feignants) - 80ml of tomato purée - 4-10 tomatos cherries - 4-10 olives noires - spiced ketchup - sauce BBQ - 1 chopped steak - emmental rappé 1) to spread out the paste over paper cooking with the spoon which was useful to you with touiller paste, if you do it with the fingers C \' is super-shitting to clean (council of friend hein) 2) to put the equivalent of a spoon at sauce BBQ soup on the paste 3) to cover with the purée, with good to distribute on all surface 4) to powder with basil (the basil, that goes always well with tomato) 5) émietter the steak 6) to cut the tomatos cherries into two and to lay out them 7) to have in quinquonce olives (because C \'is prettier) 8) to sprinkle (slightly) ketchup 9) to sprinkle (largely) D \'emmental. for this stage one makes as in mom: a pinch for the pizza pie, a pinch for me; one pinch for the pizza pie... 10) to put at the furnace 15-20mn 11) to taste NOTA: Yes, I admit, this is a crapy <a href='http://translate.google.com/translate_t'>google-translation</a>. So what? Are You a geek or what? So order yourself a pizza!
56581164463456nn@tourmentine.comIt\'s good for you!<img src='/images/hug.jpg' alt='hug benefits' />
57591167579437nn@tourmentine.comTen New Year resolutions for \'07<ol><li>find a girlfriend (yeah I know, I say that every year)</li><li>shave and have haircuts more often</li><li>buy new clothes</li><li>talk more</li><li>make my appartment more cosy</li><li>take less drugs</li><li>eat less pizzas</li><li>take care of my snail mail and administrative stuff</li><li>post more often here (mouhahah)</li><li>loose less time on computer stuff, and more with other things</li></ol><p>Well, see you at this end of 2007 to see what have been taken care of.</p>
58601170591707nn@tourmentine.comFreeBSD, Beryl \&amp; other good news<p>The tourmentine has been upgraded to FreeBSD 6.2-RELEASE for more thant one week now, everything goes fine. BTW, thanks to <a href=\'http://www.daemonology.net/blog/\'>Colin Percival</a> for his good <a href=\'http://www.daemonology.net/blog/2006-09-01-freebsd-update.html\'>scripts-that-made-your-life-easier</a>, that helped me a lot to upgrade in really not-so-good conditions (cranky network card, this sort of things).</p> <p>I Just upgraded <a href=\'http://www.beryl-project.org\'>Beryl</a> on big, my personnal workstation; v0.1.9999.1, freshly picked up from SVN is much smooth and faster than stable version (1.4)... This is awsome, even on my <a href=\'http://carte-video.tienligne.com/carte-video-agp-32942-V9400-X-TD-128-BULK.htm\'>crapy</a> nVidia card. There is at last the same smoothness and speed as on my laptop, an Acer using Intel chipset. Joy.</p> <p>7 fags before the last one...I\'m still not so sure of this...but I\'ll try anyway.</p>
59611170778649nn@tourmentine.comThe 3rd eyeHere is my new toy:<br /><center><a href='http://www.ldlc.com/fiche/PB00045555.html'><img src='images/coolpix_l5.jpg' alt='Nikon Coolpix L5'/></a></center><p><a href='clop.en.html'>D+2 without tobacco</a> and I\'m fine. Well, I\'m fine. I do like I should. Anyway, <a href='http://www.niquitin.fr/c2q_programme/CQ02A.asp'>patches</a> are useless, I still have this emptyness feeling in my chest, and a fucking need to kill someone. But, for the moment I just swallow a lot of chocolate, I should feel better in a few days...</p>
60631172958478nn@tourmentine.comOops, I did it...again<center><img src='images/crane.jpg' alt='bald head' /></center><p>Yeah, just like <a href='http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah4102.shtml'>Britney</a> (but I won\'t earn any money selling my hair on eBay).</p>
61661185741863nn@tourmentine.comSpleen &amp; IdealOne appreciates me for what I\'m not... one eventualy hates me for what I am. This post is sponsored by imdepressed.com.