"1","","1016149260","n","n@ifrance.com","","Ouverture du site !","Not yet translated" "2","","1016649060","n","n@ifrance.com","","DazibaWeb","Not yet translated" "3","","1016930940","n","n@ifrance.com","","Table rase sur l\'annuaire","Not yet translated" "4","","1018557300","n","n@ifrance.com","","Mise à jour de DazibaWeb","Not yet translated" "5","","1018655820","n","n@ifrance.com","","Nouvelle page cinéma","Not yet translated" "6","","1018975200","n","n@ifrance.com","","Le piratage informatique déclaré légal par défaut en Argentine","Not yet translated" "7","","1019769840","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Je crie ma rage","Not yet translated" "8","","1019867220","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Purple Tux Special","Not yet translated" "9","","1020014580","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Nouvelles Ras l\'front","Not yet translated" "10","","1020948660","n","n@tourmentine.com","","les thèmes","Not yet translated" "11","","1022887980","n","n@tourmentine.com","","50 Pingouins !!","Not yet translated" "12","","1023580500","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Piti changements dans dazibaweb","Not yet translated" "13","","1023887820","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Fortune pour tous !","Not yet translated" "14","","1024512840","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Faites vot\'choix m\'sieux-dames","Not yet translated" "15","","1026845760","n","n@tourmentine.com","","C64 Revival (boys) band","Not yet translated" "16","","1028133660","n","n@tourmentine.com","","La tourmentine dans la tourmente","Not yet translated" "17","","1031171580","n","n@tourmentine.com","","La tourmentine dans la tourmente(2)","Not yet translated" "18","","1031174460","n","n@tourmentine.com","","La face cachée des USA","Not yet translated" "19","","1032700080","n","n@tourmentine.com","","pffffffffff","Not yet translated" "20","","1037822580","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Appel à contribution","Not yet translated" "21","","1038610380","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Les scripts-qui-te-simplifient-la-vie","Not yet translated" "22","","1039635960","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Nouvelles MPlayer","Not yet translated" "23","","1039863600","n","n@tourmentine.com","","news templeet","Not yet translated" "24","","1040229300","n","n@tourmentine.com","","le blah-blah à la wanadoo","Not yet translated" "25","","1040721600","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Microsoft se prend une baffe","Not yet translated" "26","","1046968440","n","n@tourmentine.com","","ça bouge un peu...","Not yet translated" "27","","1047078600","n","n@tourmentine.com","","dépoussièrage de printemps","Not yet translated" "28","","1049232660","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Indigestion de poisson","Not yet translated" "29","","1049407620","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Cinéma:de l'originalité, bordel!","Not yet translated" "30","","1068913020","n","n@tourmentine.com","","ooops...","Not yet translated" "31","","1070493840","n","n@tourmentine.com","","La Tourmentine bientôt hébergeur ?","Not yet translated" "32","","1073063940","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Upgrade serveur","Not yet translated" "33","","1075820580","n","n@tourmentine.com","","pitis changements","Not yet translated" "34","","1075941600","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Le retour de la vengeance des commentaires","Not yet translated" "35","","1080684480","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Do you download songs ?","Not yet translated" "36","","1087420320","n","j_aime_le_spam@tourmentine.com","","Restez groupés","Not yet translated" "37","","1093987020","n","n","","Patate!","Not yet translated" "38","","1095096480","n","n","","jh recherche travail","Not yet translated" "39","","1095098220","n","n","","MAJ Dazibaweb","Not yet translated" "40","","1095634440","n","n","","10 000 Visites!","Not yet translated" "41","","1095947340","n","n@tourmentine.com","","«Y\'a un moteur qui nous suit !»","Not yet translated" "42","","1096233420","n","n@tourmentine.com","","wiki-comments","Comments system has been a bit improved, you can get now a preview of your comment.

To avoid problems, fuckin' HTML tags aren't allowed anymore; as a workaround you can use my new a-la-wiki minimal syntax, there's a help window to help you.

Display still needs some enhancements, but that should be ok by the time you'll be reading this (that's funny, I still suppose that there really are visitors on this site)" "43","","1097886602","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Trade unions sucks","Some news in the site\'s feed news (syndication), with plain gold RSS and Atom files: Have a look here for RSS feed, and here for the Atom feed.

Produced feeds from other servers (Yahoo\! France for example) don\'t have these enhancements(yet); they are still in text and RSS 0.91 format.

Now I have to fill all this stuff with interesting things, and that\'s not the easiest part..." "44","","1098312730","n","n@tourmentine.com","","I\'ve got to get organized","Some changes in the website`'s adresses:

- The cat\'s page and Dazibaweb don\'t use subdomains anymore (I put a redirection to avoid links problems)
- site\'s statistics (mrtg, webalizer) and other similar software (phpsysinfo) have been brought together under a new subdomain.
- In the Dazibaweb part, the news per page number is now saved in a cookie
- Dazibaweb\'s backends are now produced in RSS 2.0 and Atom 0.3 formats (for websites that do not provide already a backend). TXT isn\'t produced anymore.

If you find the title\'s reference, you\'ll won all my gratitude." "45","","1098740122","n","n@tourmentine.com","","The bobox","I got and plugged my freebox today. Installation is painless, just plug and everything works :))

Not like this capricious Sagem 908, wich refused to be plugged in ethernet since the unbundling, don\'t know why...

Now I can enjoy high-speed surfing (oh shit, I\'ve got it already), free phone (I don\'t use it anyway), and TV over IP...mm in fact no, since the local NRA doesn\'t support it.

Well, eventually that\'s no big change. Barman, a champomy!" "46","","1100381902","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Man\'s best friend","A new entry in Dazibaweb to celebrate Google and FireFox\'s wedding: the Google News (only in French for now). This is hightly-syntetized information since all news are taken from from differents parts of the web.

While talking about Google, here's a list of the differents entries you can find, just for fun:

http://www.google.com/microsoft
http://www.google.com/bsd
http://www.google.com/linux
http://www.google.com/mac
http://www.google.com/ie
http://www.google.com/palm
http://www.google.fr/unclesam
http://www.google.com/lochp
http://www.google.com/catalogs

You too can play with Google; here are one site or two to help you. There\'s also an online help, but this is too easy.

And no, I\'m not affiliated with Google." "47","","1105211286","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Great migrations","No, I\'m not going to Lapland along with the wild gooses. Anyway, it\'s a bit late. In fact the tourmentine suffured a severe disk crash a week ago, and I just had the time to backup some essential informations (this website, just for example). All this lead to a new HD, and a try gived to the OS that have «the power to serve», the well known FreeBSD. So migration is for the tourmentine, who leave the world of penguins for the one of litil daemons. Obviously some things will break, but as usual everything should be OK in the next few days. Oh yes, one last advice: NEVER buy a 2\'1/2 Hitachi hard drive." "48","","1109084961","n","n@tourmentine.com","","A new look","The default appearence of this site is now lighter; in fact it's barely the same theme, but without images. For nostalgics, don't worry, the original theme is still available in the menu's «Skin» box. I hope you will like it, don't hesitate to give your opinion about it!" "49","","1110843670","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Happy Birthday!","Three years have passed since the opening of this site. At that time, it looked like that. No big change, in fact. Here is a summary of the small events that happened during the tourmentine's short life:   - Some losses with the crashes and wild re-install: loss of the comments' system (albeit for a better one next), and loss of the visitors' count (thanks to MySQL)   - the server was orinaly on my personal PC, it is now on a standalone and very quiet server (thanks to Did' for the laptop suggestion)   - the website's code gained a wiki syntax for forums along with a beautiful caching system. Meanwhile it lost a board (it may be back someday, just like this one), a survey (toooo useful, really), the display of Ayo's penguins and by the way the 3 collumns display (who said that I was copying on DLFP??)   - last but not least, this site speaks two languages (what a joy). By the way, if you wanna laugh, you can also try this attempt of spanish version (wich will certainly never be finished) Well, with all this stuff I can go to bed with great pleasure, proud to have all this work done. This is so good to love oneself, sometimes." "50","","1121809920","n","n@tourmentine.com","","!#!?@# hard drive !!!","So it really happened, tough, cruel, impredictable: tourmentine's hard drive is fucked up once again. The website is currently running on the original hard drive, waiting for a new one, and fixes should take some time. Well, next big thing will be to set up a real backup system." "51","","1123497825","n","n@tourmentine.com","","New links page","The old links' page have been replaced by a brand new one, generated once a day from my favorite browser's bookmarks. This page is available via \"Must see links\" in the menu. If some links don\'t work, please tell me about it. Some of you will argue that this page is not XHTML 1.0 valid (en will probably never be), but who cares anyway." "52","","1124033404","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Surfing revue #1","Some interesting news from the web, to make this sad summer more pleasant: Unix in your toaster! One (well, me at least) used to say of something that it can make the toasts when it's a total gadget. Well, this joke is now a thing from the past since Technologic Systems has created a kitchen toaster with an embedded TS-7200 card operated by NetBSD. The thing can be crontroled via an USB keyboard, or even from ssh. Last but not least, Apache+PHP are also provided. Toasting can be controled by the famous BSD's sysctl. That rocks. About webpages' sex According to a brit university college\'s study (reported by branchez-vous! [fr] ), web visitors are more appealed to webpages designed by persons of their own sex. So if you\'re a person of a different sex of mine (that is, a girl), I invite you to create a CSS for this site, maybe it will attract female visitors. Thank you. Deep throat An hilarious story from Destination santé [fr] on the Goldenrod, wich is used to treat hemorrhoids and inflammation of the mouth and throat. Nothing funny then for you English-speaking people. But in French, this plant is called «verge d\'or», litteraly...golden penis. And no, I don't have a perverted mind, it\'s only to attract more visitors with some horny keywords." "53","","1124805984","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Back to life","Let\'s make it short: I\'ve received and set up the new hard drive on Thursday, and by the way I've got my beloved BSD back. Oh joy. As usual everything is getting slowly fixed, blah blah blah. Now what I need is to get some sleep." "54","","1126110982","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Go Go Go !","I just got a job. Yes. Indeed. At long last after this long period of dole, even if by the way I could enjoy the summer very much |:-) So next monday I will be near Paris, far from the tourmentine, praying for everything to work well...the tourmentine should follow me within the next few weeks/months if all is going right; at this time, probably, the server won't be accessible for some times, but this is just a minor problem. So until next time, ride the big one." "55","","1130621563","n","n@tourmentine.com","","A job can hide another one","After going back to active life for just a month, I quit my job to go to work in PARIS. It has to be anyway. So, I now work there, and with my working hours I certainly won\'t have much time for the tourmentine..." "56","","1153336833","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Back to life (2)","After two long months without a network connection (thanks to Free [fr]), Tourmentine is eventualy back online, with updated software (FreeBSD 6, Apache 2.2, PHP 5.5, MySQL 5...). There are some improvements in the statistics part of the site too: MRTG is no longer used, being replaced by Munin, and phpSysInfo has also been updated. I think I will rewrite the Dazibaweb part of the site, when I\'ll have time... But now, what I need most is fighting the growing entropy in my appartment :-) Back to the real world, man!" "56","","1159209531","n","n@tourmentine.com","","DotClear, my true love","I dig DotClear. A lot. First of all because its skins can be easilly adapted (Guadeloupe, a skin by our friend Tristan Nitot available for months now, and the last one, daClear), and when you are not a designer, it\'s a real gold mine. Talking about skins, the tourmentine is now wearing its old good clothes, the \"new\" one being...well, awful. If there are real designers in the assistance with some free time, I\'d really like a little contribution... But where DotClear really rocks,it\'s when I find this solution to shut spam's mouth in comments (fr): basically the idea is to add an invisible field witch will be only filled by robots, and to post only if that field remains empty. Simple and efficient. The implementation of this, with a little bit of javascript to make it much tasty, made spam to totally vanish from the tourmentine. Ô joy." "57","","1161553689","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Cooking for geeks","Here is a little recipe from me: PIZZA PIE QUATRES TOMATOS - patapizza (that of Françine, L \'friendly of the feignants) - 80ml of tomato purée - 4-10 tomatos cherries - 4-10 olives noires - spiced ketchup - sauce BBQ - 1 chopped steak - emmental rappé 1) to spread out the paste over paper cooking with the spoon which was useful to you with touiller paste, if you do it with the fingers C \' is super-shitting to clean (council of friend hein) 2) to put the equivalent of a spoon at sauce BBQ soup on the paste 3) to cover with the purée, with good to distribute on all surface 4) to powder with basil (the basil, that goes always well with tomato) 5) émietter the steak 6) to cut the tomatos cherries into two and to lay out them 7) to have in quinquonce olives (because C \'is prettier) 8) to sprinkle (slightly) ketchup 9) to sprinkle (largely) D \'emmental. for this stage one makes as in mom: a pinch for the pizza pie, a pinch for me; one pinch for the pizza pie... 10) to put at the furnace 15-20mn 11) to taste NOTA: Yes, I admit, this is a crapy google-translation. So what? Are You a geek or what? So order yourself a pizza!" "58","","1164463456","n","n@tourmentine.com","","It\'s good for you!","hug benefits" "59","","1167579437","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Ten New Year resolutions for \'07","
  1. find a girlfriend (yeah I know, I say that every year)
  2. shave and have haircuts more often
  3. buy new clothes
  4. talk more
  5. make my appartment more cosy
  6. take less drugs
  7. eat less pizzas
  8. take care of my snail mail and administrative stuff
  9. post more often here (mouhahah)
  10. loose less time on computer stuff, and more with other things

Well, see you at this end of 2007 to see what have been taken care of.

" "60","","1170591707","n","n@tourmentine.com","","FreeBSD, Beryl \& other good news","

The tourmentine has been upgraded to FreeBSD 6.2-RELEASE for more thant one week now, everything goes fine. BTW, thanks to Colin Percival for his good scripts-that-made-your-life-easier, that helped me a lot to upgrade in really not-so-good conditions (cranky network card, this sort of things).

I Just upgraded Beryl on big, my personnal workstation; v0.1.9999.1, freshly picked up from SVN is much smooth and faster than stable version (1.4)... This is awsome, even on my crapy nVidia card. There is at last the same smoothness and speed as on my laptop, an Acer using Intel chipset. Joy.

7 fags before the last one...I\'m still not so sure of this...but I\'ll try anyway.

" "61","","1170778649","n","n@tourmentine.com","","The 3rd eye","Here is my new toy:
Nikon Coolpix L5

D+2 without tobacco and I\'m fine. Well, I\'m fine. I do like I should. Anyway, patches are useless, I still have this emptyness feeling in my chest, and a fucking need to kill someone. But, for the moment I just swallow a lot of chocolate, I should feel better in a few days...

" "62","","1171302665","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Thank you so much, Free.fr","

Here's today good news: I find this \"journal\" (a kind of one-shot blog) that my ISP, Free.fr, was bloquing outgoing SMTP connections on the provided DSL box...since January, the 25th. Luckily, the box could not have rebooted since then, because outgoing e-mails where still successfully sent...As said in the comments, it would have been nice to send a little mail, I\'m not very fond of the newsgroups.

A bit hangry already, I come back to the journal\'s comments, where are see that some ISP declared their \"public\" IP range on some websites like MAPS... I make a request on my IP adress, and blam:

DatabaseEntryAction
RBL82.242.0.0/16Contact MAPS for removal

I think that this kind of things will spread, to fight millions of zombie PC that send spam...meanwhile, all I can do is to rethink my mail server's configuration. grrrrrrrrrrrr :-( :-( :-( :-(

" "63","","1172958478","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Oops, I did it...again","
bald head

Yeah, just like Britney (but I won\'t earn any money selling my hair on eBay).

" "64","","1173650486","n","n@tourmentine.com","","My good ol\' friend the bot","(22:58:10) nicolas: what's up, bro ? (22:58:11) Encarta® Instant Answers: Just hanging out. You? (22:58:17) nicolas: chillin' (22:58:18) Encarta® Instant Answers: Just hanging out? Same here, I'm talking to people online. (22:58:58) nicolas: talking ? talking about what ? (22:58:59) Encarta® Instant Answers: OK, let's do that. What do you have to say about what? (22:59:33) nicolas: I don't understand a fucking word ! (22:59:34) Encarta® Instant Answers: Maybe if you ask your question differently, my answer will be less confusing to you. (22:59:42) nicolas: yeah go on (22:59:43) Encarta® Instant Answers: Bye for now! (22:59:49) nicolas: piss off (22:59:49) Encarta® Instant Answers: I know, I know. Being a human is hard." "65","","1174738755","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Zebra is stronger than ya","I just discovered DJ Zebra, who is getting famous these days. He produces very good bootlegs, and do the resident DJ on French radio Oui FM, with a thirty minutes long set every day; and what is more, all his mixes are podcasted, directly readable on the website or in your favorite media player. Enjoy." "66","","1185741863","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Spleen & Ideal","One appreciates me for what I\'m not... one eventualy hates me for what I am. This post is sponsored by imdepressed.com." "67","","1193559145","n","n@tourmentine.com","","Me and my cat","
" "68","","1194097254","n","n@tourmentine.com","","GMail is nice...for backups","GMail has at last opened IMAP access...so bye to their shitty webmail, and now I have a real solution for e-mails backups, using imapsync. After a brief diving in \"Perl\'s hell\" (a.k.a. CPAN), compilation of 50 000 dependencies ending with an aborted test, I then installed the missing libraries (mostly SSL) using the FreeBSD ports tree. A few minutes later, all was running...Perl is nice, but CPAN really needs to get improved (or maybe I need to get used to it...maybe). First import is pretty long, but imapsync will allow me to have a daily backup outside my network, hosted at my beloved friend Google\'s servers. Along with another daily backup on my PC (in RAID1), I really won\'t have any excuses to lose my e-mails :)" "68","","1196623566","n","n@tourmentine.com","","A new beginning","I Left my first job in Paris last thursday, and it seems like an eternity to me. I will began working in the next...tomorrow, still in Paris. Tonight I feel like in the day before the beginning of term, like these sunday evenings when you miss the too-fast week-end...and what is worst, I feel LONELY. Stranges feelings, which are not, or not anymore, in my habits. Tomorrow is now both my fear and hope. I will get to sleep early...to wake up early. By the way, here are some small updates : Chuck Norris facts in fortune cookies (only in French), a new \"friends\" box in the menu, and the return of Munin graphs in the stats part of the site." "70","","1219060536","n","n@tourmentine.com","","PC upgrade","I Went to Montgallet last Saturday (a Parisian equivalent to Akihabara in Tokyo), to complete the dream machine of mine; 2 Samsung Spinpoint F1-3D hard drives of 1 Tb (yes, that\'s one TERA-BYTE, one trillion bytes, makes my head spin), 2 Kingston 1 Gb modules (DDR2 5300, I could have get better) and a Corsair 520W Modular power supply. With the existing hardware we have: - Motherboard: Asus P5K-E - CPU: Intel Core2quad Q6600 (2.4Ghz) - CPU Cooler: Noctua NH-U12P (a real monster, there\'s just enough space to close the case) - RAM: 4 Gb DDR2-5300 Crucial/Kingston - Video Card: Asus EN8500GT Silent, 512 Mb RAM - Storage: 2 x 1 Tb in RAID1 - Monitor 24\'\' Wide Samsung A somewhat mixed new-and-old configuration: I still have aged components, like a Logitech QuickCam webcam (about 5 years old), a BTTV card wich I don\'t use anymore, coz\' no antenna (about 10 years old), and my loyal Kenitec keyboard (102 keys, yes, indeed), about 15 years old. Plus the tower case and the DVD burner, unknown age and manufacturer. All is running, of course, on Gentoo Linux 2008.0 64bits :) Note for the scatterbrains who forget to buy additional SATA cables and do not have enough to make a proper RAID1 configuration: the trick is to copy the data on the first disk (without RAID at all), then plug the second disk, make a degrated RAID1 on it, then copy the data. It is explained there, it is in French and for RISC, but it can be easily adapted for x86."